{"id":1317,"date":"2016-01-06T14:04:11","date_gmt":"2016-01-06T14:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themes.pixelwars.org\/impose\/?p=1317"},"modified":"2025-01-02T15:44:11","modified_gmt":"2025-01-02T15:44:11","slug":"saving-green-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/khushbooupadhya.in\/index.php\/2016\/01\/06\/saving-green-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"Saving Green Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. I&#8217;m a monster. Army had half a day. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.<\/p>\n<h3>I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself.<\/h3>\n<p>First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn&#8217;t date magicians. Really? Did nothing cancel? Well, what do you expect, mother? Michael!<\/p>\n<p>Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That&#8217;s what it said on &#8216;Ask Jeeves.&#8217; Really? Did nothing cancel?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;IT&#8217;S SIMPLE UNTIL YOU MAKE IT COMPLICATED&#8221;<cite>JASON FRIED, 37SIGNALS<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you&#8217;ll have more fun. Whoa, this guy&#8217;s straight? It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother? I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself.<\/p>\n<p>Guy&#8217;s a pro. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. I&#8217;ve opened a door here that I regret. Marry me. Guy&#8217;s a pro.<\/p>\n<h2>THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND<\/h2>\n<div class=\"gallery link-to-none\"><figure class=\"gallery-item\"><div class=\"gallery-icon landscape\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/khushbooupadhya.in\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/01-1.jpg\"><\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text gallery-caption\">fashion Portrait <\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class=\"gallery-item\"><div class=\"gallery-icon landscape\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/khushbooupadhya.in\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/06-2.jpg\"><\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text gallery-caption\">Model with flower<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n<p>Steve Holt! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer&#8217;s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.<\/p>\n<p>Army had half a day. Marry me. We just call it a sausage.<\/p>\n<p>Guy&#8217;s a pro. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you&#8217;ll have more fun. He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.<\/p>\n<p>No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There&#8217;s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No\u2026 but I&#8217;d like to be asked! Whoa, this guy&#8217;s straight?<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you&#8217;ll have more fun. No\u2026 but I&#8217;d like to be asked! There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I&#8217;m calling you is a television actor.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"alignleft\"><p>STAY HUNGRY, STAY FOOLISH.<cite>STEVE JOBS<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Guy&#8217;s a pro. I care deeply for nature. What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn&#8217;t date magicians. Whoa, this guy&#8217;s straight? Whoa, this guy&#8217;s straight?<\/p>\n<p>No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer&#8217;s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That&#8217;s why you always leave a note!<\/p>\n<p>Across from where? I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself. No\u2026 but I&#8217;d like to be asked! Guy&#8217;s a pro. What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1535\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1535\" style=\"width: 658px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/khushbooupadhya.in\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/05-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1535 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/themes.pixelwars.org\/impose\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/05-1-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"658\" height=\"987\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1535\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hipster painter.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Oh, you&#8217;re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. I&#8217;m a monster. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.<\/p>\n<p>No\u2026 but I&#8217;d like to be asked! It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you. There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I&#8217;m calling you is a television actor.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It&#8217;s art! A statement on modern society, &#8216;Oh Ain&#8217;t Modern Society Awful?&#8217;! No\u2026 It&#8217;s a thing; it&#8217;s like a plan, but with more greatness.<\/p>\n<p>Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don&#8217;t lie to me! No, I&#8217;ll fix it. I&#8217;m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I&#8217;m the Doctor. Don&#8217;t call me the Rotmeister.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there&#8217;s an escaped fish. I hate yogurt. It&#8217;s just stuff with bits in. Aw, you&#8217;re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.<\/p>\n<h4>Better Readability<\/h4>\n<p>I hate yogurt. It&#8217;s just stuff with bits in. You&#8217;ve swallowed a planet! They&#8217;re not aliens, they&#8217;re Earth\u2026liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I&#8217;ve always known him: Jeff.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m nobody&#8217;s taxi service; I&#8217;m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there&#8217;s an escaped fish. It&#8217;s art! A statement on modern society, &#8216;Oh Ain&#8217;t Modern Society Awful?&#8217;!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s art! A statement on modern society, &#8216;Oh Ain&#8217;t Modern Society Awful?&#8217;! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I&#8217;ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won&#8217;t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I&#8217;m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm &#8211; and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. I&#8217;m a monster. Army had half a day. I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn&#8217;t date magicians. Really? 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